Neutrinolator ID Scanner

The ID Scanner Neutrinolator is a device which scans for fake IDs, underage IDs, Expired IDs, Banned IDs, and IDs which are emitting high levels of Neutrons.  ID checkers have been used at bars, nightclubs, and liquor stores for years.  This new ID Scanner has one important feature not found on any other ID card scanner which is a neutron sensor.  This new scanner is important today given recent events at FUKUSHIMA DAIICHI. Elevated radiation levels have been detected at and around the stricken nuclear power station in Japan, but the Chernobyl accident remains far more catastrophic.  Since a magnitude 9.0 earthquake rocked Japan and set loose a massive tsunami March 11, the Tokyo Electric Power Co. (TEPCO) has been scrambling to avert a nuclear disaster at its hardest hit plant.  Unknown to many in the media, TEPCO has purchased save ID Neutrinolator scanners to detect if the drivers licenses are emitting high levels of neutrons and other nuclear emissions.    Of course – this post is dated 4/1/2011 – which is April Fools day so have a laugh on us.  There is no such product as the ID Neutrinolator.  :0